bollock fossy

a phrase that can be used in every scentence as a insult or as a complement ! Bollock Fossy is the best word in the word and was created in the best game in the world
"sup sexy Bollock Fossy " :)

Sup Andy .
Sup Tom
Your A Proper Bollock Fossy Face Andy
No Tom Your a Utter Bollock Fossy Face Yourself

by Thomas Jackson March 1, 2008

the dogs bollocks

a colloquial term, used mainly in england. bollocks being bad, dogs bollocks meaning good.

bollocks, my nose is bleeding.

that punch was the dogs bollocks.

by purefuckinbrit September 28, 2005

fanny bollocks

Fanny Bollocks - Term used loosely when describing a male who shows characteristics of a woman even though he is a man. Someone who enjoys whinging constantly to annoy and anger his fellow companions. Does'nt want to go out and get pissed every night because he'd rather sleep.

Man 1 : Are you coming down the pub for a drink?
Man 2: Aaaaarrr......i dont know....no cant be bothered
Man 1 : You fannny bollocks

by matt November 11, 2004

Dog's Bollocks

According To the Early Twenty-First Century Commedian Eddie Izzard, The 'dog's bollocks' is a good compliment, as opposed to 'bollocks' which is a bad compliment.

"Your Majesty the Queen, that dress your wearing is the dog's bollocks!" -Eddie Izzard

by Mister Fred November 29, 2003

absolute bollocks

An expression of disbelief or disagreement

You drank three bottles of vodka? Absolute bollocks!

by motocycologist May 23, 2009

Bollock Slap

When you get out the bath and your nads are dangling and dripping wet, then you thrust back and forth and the bollocks slap on the anus and tummy.

Standing naked, legs slightly apart, balls dangling and thrusting. Bollocks slap against the tummy and the arse simutaneously. Bollock Slap.

by RhysMac March 11, 2012

Cyber-Bollocking

When you get told off by your parents/guardians on facebook or other social networking site.

Hey, Mike! Your mum just gave you a cyber-bollocking on your wall!

by Jiminator October 7, 2010