blossoming onion

when ones asshole appears to have turned inside out and hangs hangs out from over exhurtian due to anal sex or over lifting or really big shits

"Yo dude i gave sally a mean blossoming onion when i fucked her ass for 3 hours then slapped her in the gut."

by MCNEEL February 28, 2008

Bossome

Being a boss and being awesome intermittently. Note: not to be confused with Boss-some meaning a threesome with your boss/manager etc.

Not gonna lie, the way you filled out those excel sheets was pretty bossome.

by Bamboo_bomber December 31, 2011

cherry blossom kiss

Cunnilinctus performed on a menstruating woman.

IDS was a real gentleman: even though Widdecombe was riding the cotton pony she was in need of a little loving, so he kindly gave her a cherry blossom kiss.

by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2003

blossifer

An imaginary animal creature created during a math class in early 2006. Appearance is "freaking huge," hairy, and resembling a mix between a tyrannosaurus rex and a Jack Russel terrier. Used in english primarily as a filler when you can't think of anything else.

".............Hey, I want a dog."
"Well you can blow it out your ass."
"How about a blossifer?"
"WTF?"

by Andrew's Face June 20, 2007

Bossome

A mixed word meaning Boss and Awesome.

"Woah dude! look at that Possum he's a boss and he's awesome!"
"Just call him a Bossome Possum!"
"That's so Bossome Dude!!!"

by Sydney L. R. September 20, 2009

blowsome

When multiple girls give a dude a blowjob simultaneously.

Lucky Guy: Dude I got the best blowsome last night!
Jealous Guy: Shit wish I was that lucky . . .

by Woem April 25, 2010

Anal blossom

When a fist is shoved up the anus and the hand blossoms(opens up while inside)

How much for an anal blossom?

by TheReal_truth April 22, 2015