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BlossomVR is the best gorilla tag content creator ever in VR he also doesn’t stage his videos like other people and he didn’t start in December he was playing when the Durag was out

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Whore Blossom

A dark red pimple that won’t come to a head on the cheek area of your face.

1. Is that a pimple on your face?
2. No it’s a whore blossom, because I can’t pop it.

Whore Blossom by sarsfieldk May 20, 2014

cheryl blossom

THE most ICONIC and LEGENDARY character to ever grace screens. She deserves a hug bc the writers did her dirty

"Cheryl Blossom's going to have some serious back issues when she's older."
"What? Why?"
"From carrying that entire show on her shoulders!!"

cheryl blossom by cauliflowerpizzacrust January 9, 2020

Orange Blossom Trail

Honestly just a really shitty road in Orlando, mostly full of crime and crackwhores.

If something happens on Orange Blossom Trail it’s either a dead whore or a car accident.

Orange Blossom Trail by Krabby Patty secret formula July 31, 2018

orange blossom special

The award that goes to the first Pride of the Southland Marching Band member who has sex with one of Dr. Sousa's daughters. Winner recieves a plauqe.Also, Major will speak at that persons funeral. Which will be as soon as Dr. Sousa finds out.

"Man, I got the orange blossom special"
"oh crap, youd better leave the country, no, wait, Dr. Sousa will still hunt you down!"

orange blossom special by Atlas' Rage April 13, 2005

blossom amor

1. Being in a relationship with a quite female until she revealed her inner emotions which cause a manifesting of false desires.

2. A false relationship that is blossoming a dead flower into your love life or heart.

My relationship is turning in a blossom amor because partner do not want to do anything.

blossom amor by LightUpTheRoom August 18, 2016

Taint Blossom

A hairy taint.

The fur spins upward to look like it's blossoming.

Mentioned on Colbert Report

Can often lead to dingle berries.

Sir, I believe I see your Taint Blossom.

Taint Blossom by Maxi G March 10, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026