bitch bladder

A bladder of unnaturally small proportions resulting in frequent trips to the bathroom. An emasculating epithet referring to a weak, womanly bladder.

Due to Thomas' bitch bladder, he's unable to finish a pint before needing to run to the bathroom.

by Ben Mepham October 11, 2007

bladdered

A term used in Ireland to describe a certain level of drunkenness and is generally used when the bladder of the person drinking can't cope with the volume of alcohol taken and develops a mind of it's own.

Typical Symptoms include: unable to speak properly, only capable of emitting 1 syllable every 12 seconds, unable to walk, unable to control bladder, unable to understand plain english, trying to hail a shopping trolley for a lift home, urinating for 12 minutes at a time with a startled-deer look on their face, talking to shopping trolleys, sudden short-sightedness and long-sightedness at the same time, swaying, trying to copulate with a shopping trolley, proposing marraige to the policewoman, crying about the price of parsnips, pouring uneaten fast food all over the footpath, phoning the mother-in-law, randomly quoting descartes/proust/homer simpson..etc.

did ye see yer man last night? totally bladdered he was. couldn't string a sentance together. so he couldn't. They poured him into the joe maxi (taxi).

or

ah, jaysis lads, the girlfriends bladdered. can someone call a joe maxi (taxi)?

by Fergusg May 13, 2006

bladen

a very hott male yt:s0gs

wow bladen is very attractive

by Sthehottmale May 31, 2018

sling blade

a really good film that was written, directed, and staring billy bob thorton.

" Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade."

by Ben April 3, 2005

nipple blades

When your nipples get so hard, they are as sharp as razor blades.

It's so cold outside that I have nipple blades!

by Darquisha18 December 13, 2013

switch blade

A foldable knife where the blade is deployed using a button or lever on the handle.

In "12 Angry Men", the 18 year old boy killed his father with a switch blade.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 7, 2006

Badhap

A crap event or happening

Being shot dead. "Whoa that's one damn badhap"

by J_to_the_Jak December 15, 2008