bedsit

A hideout that saves you money and if you get an electric shower thrown in your laughing.

Bedsits are luck of the draw as you dont know who your gonna get in the next room but generally its like being a student.

"ooh your so much more normal than the last tennant, he lived on a diet of special brew and fish fingers and only washed in a leap year"

by spud February 25, 2005

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bedside rag

Usually an old t-shirt, this can be any textile material which is relatively absorbant. The rag is kept at your bedside and used to clean up the goo after you have finished your hand-loving. There are several methods which it is possible to use; goo into your hand and wipe;goo onto your stomach and wipe; or the most popular method is to rest the t-shirt on your stomach so you can goo straight onto it. The bedside rag lets you go to town without having to get up and clean yourself, so that you can sleep like a a dirty little baby.

"my mum found my bedside rag the other day, but i said it was an old art t-shirt which had gotten glue on it."

"my bedside rag smells of extra mature stilton"

by Rob Lewis May 13, 2005

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bedside chair

a chair that sits next to your bed that is used as a bedside table.

All of her money and her work schedule sat on her bedside chair.

by me.urban1 May 25, 2009

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bedspud

Someone who performs the tasks of daily living, eg making phone calls, reading, sending email, surfing the net, and other forms of work, from the comfort of the bed. You know you've really arrived as a bedspud when you are able to make money from bed! Can also be used as a verb meaning "to do daily living tasks in bed" as in "We have to pay some bills. Let's bedspud it."

"I'm off to the cube farm, too bad I can't bedspud it today."

by deepfriedmacaroni February 16, 2010

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