breaking dawn 

What is this "Breaking Dawn" you speak of? Fourth Twilight book?
No, the saga ended at Eclipse. There is no such thing as Renesmee, Bella's nasty hormones, or stuffing her face with eggs that Edward made for her on their unrealistic island in the sun, or Jacob becoming just as much of a pedophile as Edward is.
No.
Breaking Dawn never happened. It was just a bad dream people. Wake up now.

Last page of Eclipse:
"I pushed my legs faster, letting Jacob Black disappear behind me...
but then I turned back around and forced that filthy bloodsucker to turn Bella into a vampire before he could knock her up so that little monster was never born, and then I hooked up with Leah. Happily ever after."
Breaking Dawn. Pssht.

breaking dawn by Uhhmm. No. January 11, 2009

recreational baking

The act of making sweet, high-calorie goodies that, upon completion, have no firm destination outside of one's home.

Sarah's lack of self-control around sweets forced her to ban recreational baking from her home.

recreational baking by bobo76 January 10, 2010

beating off

see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking

i love to beat off in wierd places

beating off by rhcpgod August 12, 2003

Breaking The Brown Ice 

When you fart for the first time in a new relationship.

It can take days, weeks, months, as long as you wait to fart or shit in the presence of your significant other.

Breaking The Brown Ice

I just couldn't hold it anymore.. I had practiced as a child to make them silent.. I though I could do it for this one. It was nearing the end of Mr. Bean and it made this romping sound. She looked at me and giggled. That was the day I broke the Brown Ice.

Breaking The Brown Ice by Sl!m Jim the grim October 3, 2010

Breaking Benjamin 

1.A great band out of my area... Has the greatest underground site EVER. www.shallowbay.com. It's amazing. 4500 members and growing :D

2.A band known only for We Are Not Alone

3.A band consisting of Ben burnley, Aaron Fink, Marcus James, and Chad Szeliga (it's all about the chad! :D)

Me:Dude, did you hear breaking benjamin's song topless?

Them:Topless? They don't wear shirts?

Me:Exactly

Breaking Benjamin by jmeye47 April 13, 2005

Muffler bearing 

This is a "made up" term used on the popular Trinidadian, automobile website to determine who really knows about cars. Cars do not carry muffler bearings.

When last did you change your muffler bearings?

Muffler bearing by drebel_3 February 17, 2010

Baking up some deliciousness 

The act of being awesome or preparing to be awesome.

1. When playing basketball and being in the zone, or generally unstoppable.
Use: "Ohh shit man! Did you see that? I'm baking up some fucking
deliciousness in this piece!"

2. When approximately 5 years of age and combining all of mother's
spice rack together with leftovers and mixing in a large bowl, said
with blissful oblivion and a huge grin.
Use: "Ohh shit mommy! I'm baking up some deliciousness for you and
daddy tonight!"

3. When eating so as to create excrement ideal for a practical joke.
Use: "Ohh shit man, gimme another bran muffin. I'm baking up some
deliciousness for Matt's pillow."

Baking up some deliciousness by Kid J January 9, 2009