Buffer Seat

The open seat in between two men at a mass seating event or dedicated seating area to defer any idea of possible homosexuality. Examples include Movie Theaters, Busses, Church, and Peep Show booths.

Woah, dude, you can't sit there, that's my buffer seat. Sit in the seat next to it.

by B Radd July 12, 2007

Warren Buffett

A life pwner. He pwns life according to all known definitions of life pwnage

Warren Buffett is sick man, Berkshire Hathoway was at like $100 a share in the early 80s, it's now at $89,000.

by Gabberngoa August 28, 2008

bffe

Everyone who tries to define this is wrong.
Bffe does not stand for 'best friends for ever'.
Why you may ask, well forever is one word you fucking morons!!

The true definition of bffe is : 'Best Fucking Friends Ever'
Because there is no time limit. =

Dude! Rachel and Alyssa are total bffe's!!

by waaaaazzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppp April 24, 2011

ass buffet

When a you lick a whore's ass

"How much for your ass buffet?"

by Will January 6, 2005

man buffer

The seat that two heterosexual males must leave between each other when watching a movie together in an uncrowded theater.

Dude, why are you sitting right next to me? The theater's only half full. Maintain the man buffer and move over.

by BigMacUSNA91 December 31, 2007

bffenmwtfhanmhfawa

best friends forever no matter what the fuck happens and no matter how far apart we are

we're bffenmwtfhanmhfawa!

by *ashh October 19, 2008

chicky buffer

Negates the potential for mab-touching-man discomfort.

During our group hug, I was the chicky buffer between Andy and David.

by mcgruff January 2, 2005