Patterson

1. adj. -excessive use of energy on food and yelling.

2. noun -overweight, sweaty, unjocularly witty, annoying "Fatty God"

3. verb -to sweat perfusily

Stop getting so Patterson on me!

She's such a Patterson.

Yo, you're pretty Patterson right now.

by Long Island Wicked Mike December 9, 2007

anais watterson

A pink rabbit from The Amazing World of Gumball

anais watterson V

by (razy$keleton June 25, 2021

Buttersnatch

1. When a female produces vaginal fluids flavored like butterscotch schnapps.

2. When a female is good looking but tends to be a whore.

1. Hopefully I can get some tasty buttersnatch tonight.

2. She's a butternatch. Everything's good buttersnatch.

by uncle jarry January 25, 2011

patterson

A chain-smoking, lazy person. A patterson is obsessed with Ford's, but only buys old shitty broncos.

guy 1: hey who's that guy smoking like a chimney over there?

guy 2: fuck if i know, but he looks like a real patterson.

guy 1: yeah that's prolly his fuckin ugly ford i saw out in the parking lot.

by holy fuckin asscrackers July 14, 2006

jordan patterson

An ugly son of a bitch that should be hit with a cutting board.

That Jordan Patterson is such a llama licker!

by phantomoftheopera74209 December 28, 2009

blatterson

another name for a black and mild

yo u wuna smote sum blattersons

by futtin yert May 20, 2008

john patterson

black man with a white inside (oreo) very fast and is "dating" an escaped gorilla from the zoo. (could be chewbacas "it")

i wish i wasnt such a john patterson.

by DD's December 11, 2009