assage

Bastardization of "ownage" and "ass".
"That kicks ass" + "That owns"

"Kick assage!"

by Dur.... May 3, 2003

assaids

Aids caught through anal sex

i hope my ex catches assaids and dies in a fire of gonorrhea

by tensux February 26, 2008

assachingness

The quality of being a pain in the ass- literally.

Behold, such seats of assachingness as we find in this humble venue.

by jimbosaurus May 27, 2009

assabitize

To order or categorize people by increments of poor character. The extent to which individuals in a group are assholes. Assabitization or re-assabitization is the process of assabitizing. Most often, the terms are used to refute or challenge undue insult.

"You sir are an ass!"
"Don't be so quick to assabitize. I'm a nice person!"
OR
"I demand a re-assabitization!"

by NiceGuyDrinkingCocoa March 22, 2013

Assacre

Commonly a miserable experience, an assacre is like a massacre but with shit. It also takes hours of wiping, and definitely not a fun experience at all.

Oh damn, Tacobell wasn't a very good idea, I think I'm gonna have an assacre The

bathroom is gonna look like Willy Wonka's chocolate river when I'm done in there.

by Aqua August 9, 2016

ASSA SCROTUM

A boy who has brown hair, is typically short, and his voice is so high pitched it sounds like a dolphin. He tells everyone that he’s straight but is secretly gay.

“Is that guys name asa Odom?”
“No it’s assa scrotum!”

by Im.Thiccc October 26, 2017

assa-hole

Ass hole in Italian.

Guido: ``Hey, looka that assa-hole!

by tirtle November 24, 2017