ASHTON KUTCHER

A lil queer ass. His biggest claim to fame is ( that 70s show ) and being with The now 40 somthing Demi Moore, what does she want with a 25 yr old dufus like him? Ashton Kutcher is a jack ass and he is funny lookin. He is also on the show punkd and hangs out with britney spears.

Ashton Kutcher the 25 yr old who acts like a kid.

by Barney February 27, 2005

Ashton

A short kid with a HUGE COCK everyone loves him but dont get on his bad side

Ashton is such a babe

by Aeeeeeeee June 4, 2017

Ashton Kutcher

An actor who was good on "That 70's Show" but is utterly pathetic in all other roles.

WTF? Ashton Kutcher is doing a MOVIE!? I gagged enough the last time I watched Punk'd!

by AngryAmishMafia May 25, 2004

Ashton

A guy I met in history class once in the 4th grade that I forgot return a pencil to.

Me: "Hey Ashton can I have a pencil?"

Ashton: "Sure just give it back at the end of class."

Me: "Ok."

by ur mommy gay nut May 20, 2019

Ashtoreth

The ancient Jewish name for the godess of fertility known in English as Easter.

Ashtoreth was also known to various cultures as Astarte, Eostre, Isis, Vishnu, and Venus.

by Downstrike May 25, 2004

Ashton

fucking dumb gay bitch/ school shooter

who is ashton?

a fucking dumb gay bitch/ school shooter

by ueywysghhschHADBVCHSG March 5, 2020

Ashton Kutcher

A slightly above avergae looking guy. Acting skils..... limited. Can be funny sometimes. All and all not bad

I cant hate on Ashton, cuz Demi would whip my butt.

by Dont be stupid, I know its hard, but try. January 2, 2005