Amish Beard

A euphemism similar to Landing Strip or Happy Trail, an Amish Beard is a particular pubic styling type in which a person only shaves the upper part of their hair leaving the underneath completely untouched. The hair on the scrotum or underneath the vagina then resembles the classic Amish Beard worn only on the neck with a clean shaven face.

"Yeah I was running late and only had time to shave the top. Good thing she didn't mind the Amish Beard I was rockin'."

by JB BL September 5, 2007

Amish Tea Kettle

When you get a handjob, and the chick is jerking you so fast, that you get a friction burn, and you cum all over her, blinding her with your hot man liquid.

Dude, I promise you I will never go to that girls house again, she gave me the worst Amish Tea Kettle I've ever gotten!

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Amish Siren

1.Swinging a cat.

2. A feline, swung by the tail will create a Warble sound similar to the siren from an ambulance.

3. An angry cat in a moving vehicle often sounds like a siren.

An Amish buggy had stopped to look at the free kittens and ended up taking mother Cat and all home. They had to hold the mother cat tightly to keep it in the buggy and its howling sounded like the Amish had a Siren. It was an Amish Siren.

by Mr BadWrench April 1, 2010

Amish nigger

a nigga who's too scared to beat you up, and too depressed to fuck your mother

Look at that amish nigger running away from that chihuahua

by The Poopy Fart Demon September 21, 2017

The Amish Churner

When a man puts half&half and butter into a woman's vagina or anus and repetitively inserts his penis in the vagina or anus in a churning fashion.

"Sarah wanted to try somethin' kinky so I gave her The Amish Churner"

by Grandma's Dumper September 10, 2008

amish chicken

A boy under the age of 18 with a fresh of the farm look that makes an older woman want to sexually corrupt him. Usually exists with a threat of incarceration.

With all these amish chickens running around it's amazing I'm not in bed or jail.

by chickencatcher April 16, 2013

Amish Dump

Pooping without the benefit of electronic entertainment, i.e. the way everybody pooped before smartphones, tablets and portable handheld game consoles existed.

I totally forgot to charge my phone last night, so this morning I got stuck taking an Amish dump.

by Skurj September 12, 2017