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absolfuckingutely

Essentially it means absolutely. But saying in that manner emphasizes the absolute value in it.
Man: Are you going to get drunk tonight?
Woman: Absolfuckingutely!
by Fuad October 4, 2007
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absolutly

in a manner fueled by a liter of vodka
She loved him absolutly.
by t3hn00b January 8, 2009
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Absolutely

Absolutely is a word used to make a sentance seem stronger. It is used to make things seem better and more extreme, and is used for both positive and negitive attitudes. The word refers to someone's opinion mostly.
Person 1: I think dictionaries and vocabulary is absolutely boring!
Person 2: No, it's absolutely fantastic!
by uggson March 30, 2015
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Absolute White

The palest color your skin can ever be. Normally corresponds to the color of your ass, boobs, and/or other body parts that never see the light of day. Widely understood to be a winter phenomenon; may be taken as a sure sign that it's time for spring to come and/or you need a damn vacation.
It's still January and I've already reached Absolute White. FML.
by I'mWithBeardy January 25, 2013
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absolute fucking shambles

A phrase commonly used to describe a terribly organised event.
Josh: Did you go to that curry night Conor organised?
Ciaran: Yeh, it was an absolute fucking shambles!
by Shambolic Badger September 12, 2017
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Absonality

A person lacking in personality who has great ab muscles thus this person has absonality.

Someone with a six pack or more ab muscles but has a boring personality or an ugly face. You look beyond the person's dullness and focus on their abs, being ABSonality.

He might not have any personality but he sure has absonality.
1. a man having great ab muscles.

2. no personality but great abs, absonality.

3. He might have an ugly face and be dull person but who cares, he has absonality.

4. looking past someone's ugly face and focusing on their ab muscles and liking them for their abs only.

5. term of endearment for a man with fine abs. Girlfriend he is a boring as hell but whatever because he has absonality.
by Tina Kim Comedienne April 11, 2012
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absolutely wika

a state in which an individual becomes after consuming large amounts of alcohol.
after drinking a full bottle of ouzo and a selection of super strength lagers the man became absolutely wika.
by the corse July 18, 2009
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