winking jimmy

When someone leaves a pooh in the toilet, and you can see it bobbing in the water

ahhh man ive left a nasty winking jimmy in the bog!

by sarah May 13, 2005

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Winking Chink's Eye

n. Of a human, the orifice which excretes waste, most probably due to the semi-resemblance to the closed eye of an Oriental person. The brown eye, the ringpiece, the rusty sherrif's badge.

Dr. Proctor: Now Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?
Mrs. Jones: I'm having trouble passing solids, doc.
Dr. Proctor: I see. Now, Mrs. Jones, if you could remove your undergarments and bend over, please.
Mrs. Jones: Is everything okay, doctor?
Dr. Proctor: Mrs. Jones, I must prescribe a daily course of backdoor surprises immediately, your winking chink's eye is as tight as a corset string.

by Terry Deary July 27, 2008

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Fancy Wanking

The act of masturbating or receiving a hand-job while holding one pinky out.

My girlfriend gave me a fancy wanking last night.

by Kaeryn Sinst February 14, 2012

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wanking chariot

UK ~ is the vestle of a single person for the purpose of wanking / masturbation / pulling one off. Although commonly male vestle, it is now common among female students too.

He doesnt have a girl friend as there is no room in his "wanking charoit"

by Ponce April 26, 2005

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danger wanking

sitting in ones room, half way through a wank and scream 'MUM!!!!' and you have to finish your wank and clean up before she gets to your room

yeah so hey i was wondering if you wanted to talk about ironing
*in the background* MUM!!!!!
Hey shoudlnt you see whats wrong?

nah is just my kid danger wanking again

by not dannay July 31, 2007

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