Woodchipper

n.

1. A rare but unfortunate situation in which someone sits on the lap of a man with an erect penis, causing a painful effect similar to stubbing your finger.

2. A woman who intentionally performs this act (See bitch)

Tony: Hell no were not havin sex tonight!

Ashley: Why not?

Tony: You gave me the woodchipper earler! Im going to the emergency room!

by rh83cp October 4, 2010

Wonch

Similar to a schlong. About the same length and girth.

Shooz look at the wonch on him!

by pwnagemaster69 September 23, 2011

Human woodchuck

When you take the two buck teeth out of a man from russia then you stick them in a womans vagina.

I gave keiths aunt a human woodchuck

by Jimmy the best August 22, 2011

woodchuck

When a boner is as hard as Chuck Norris's fist.

Dude, you sister gave me such a woodchuck yesterday! I went home with it and turned around, and it hit my mom! She's dead now by the way.

by Basco424 July 26, 2007

wooch

when you burn yourself and mix "wow and ouch"

"wooch, you're so hot."

by mclovin'''' June 29, 2008

woodchubba

Another term for Cigerette,

Dude toss me a woodchubba

by Sean Jack-off March 23, 2006

woonohh

Another word for feral moose, the type found in overpopulated moose areas.

little boy- look over there, its a woonohh!

by Mail Eroom October 17, 2008