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Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy

The crazy-ass mofo from inside the windmill in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. He is almost always seen carrying/playing his music box with a squinty grin or pissed-off look on his face. In OoT, in order to get into the well in Kakariko Village, you had to complete a time paradox involving Bob. In the future, you go to the windmill where an infuriated Bob waits. He complains of a child in green (Link) who, seven years earlier, played a song and messed up the windmill. Upon seeing your Ocarina, he remembers that day and plays the song, thus teaching Link the Song of Storms. You must then travel to the past and play the song for him, becoming the child that taught him the song and messed up the windmill.
"Yo man, don't mess with Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy. He'll cut you!"
by Gammasite December 27, 2007
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Arkansas Windmill

The act of having intercourse with a midget and you pick her up and twist her full body on your dick in a circular motion.
I gave that girl Wendy an Arkansas Windmill last night.
by PervertedPatrickStar69 January 21, 2024
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windmill jousting

When you have sex with a girl while she spins around
I really enjoyed windmill jousting my girlfriend last night!
by BigDipper45 January 8, 2015
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Pickle windmill

When a man puts his wiener in an spinning object like a fan.
Man last night i nutted so hard after doing the Pickle windmill
by McLovin738 January 12, 2023
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Dutch Windmill

The act of whilst being inside a man (either via penile insertion or pegging) the man in front proceeds to spin his dick like a windmill
OMG guys did you hear? Camilla totally gave Glenn a Dutch windmill
by Cambo_Clown December 10, 2021
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Wacky Windmill

An ironic term for a swastica, typically an incorrectly drawn one.
"There was wacky windmills all over the bathroom stall."
by Ebinflow04 July 8, 2022
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devils windmill

A medieval windmill filled with corpse
It smells like a devils windmill

It has the structural integrity of a devils windmill
by Bitchwiththebluehair November 24, 2023
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