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wearing all black

People who listen to heavy metal and refuse to buy new clothes. Hates hipsters and mainstream music. Usually plays electric guitar and thinks beards are cool.
"You see that kid who's wearing all black over there? He probably hates you"
by Doesn't wear all black September 14, 2013
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Wearing the Pants

Wearing the pants refers to the more dominant person in a relationship and one who showers their boyfriend with more love than the he could ever even begin to imagine bestowing upon her. Normally the person who makes the first move at the furniture shop, tells the other person that their dad was once their little brother's soccer coach, etc, wears the pants. Wearing the pants has absolutely NOTHING to do with the actual size of the pants being worn.
Since I always make important decisions in my relationship, put my foot down, and make our plans, I, obviously, am wearing the pants.
by AubreyP. April 8, 2009
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Spider Webbing

blowing a wad inside a woman's ass and making her fart.
Spider Webbing doesn't really need a definition does it?
by Deliciousnessoverhere February 20, 2011
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Wearing It

showing off one's status in the organization by dressing the part. "Wearing it" usually involves an Italian suit, a pinky ring, a hankie in the breast pocket, gold cufflinks, and other ornamentation. Silvio has his own inimitable way of wearing it.
Wearing it, il douche!!!...
by VAKI5 January 20, 2005
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facebook weaving

Weaving in traffic becuase you are facebooking from your phone; similar to texting while driving only with more animation and photo upload potential!
The driver of the red mini cooper convertible is laughing and texting while weaving from one side of the lane to the other. She must be facebook weaving!
by Jessica Stevens May 24, 2009
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we're both wearing jeans...

as seen in a bumper sticker on facebook in the phrase:
"so...we're both wearing jeans...wanna make out?"
when a makeout sesh is desired, but you want to be discrete about it, you say "so...we're both wearing jeans..." and wait for a response.
not many people are familiar with this term, so it may need some explanation.
hey ainslie...so we're both wearing jeans...

ahahaha.
by vivelerockk07 April 7, 2008
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Wearing the black tuxedo

A euphemism for the dominant woman in a lesbian relationship.
The big gal is definately wearing the black tuxedo.
by Buxtahooty March 17, 2010
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