Describes the art of skiving. Is often used when in a panic to think of an excuse or to conceal the fact that you are doing absolutely nothing.
Is my Computer ready yet? No, It's doing updates.
What are doing round the other side of that bench? I'm doing updates.
You busy? Yeah, doing updates.
What are doing round the other side of that bench? I'm doing updates.
You busy? Yeah, doing updates.
by Mappyl November 4, 2013
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A book that has become a cultural phenomenon as the female version of "He's Just Not That Into You". It is basically a list of pet peeves or turn-offs that women have against men. The book is divided into three parts: things men wear, things men say, and things men do. There are over 300 items listed and while many of them seem like legimitate complaints, others seem downright petty. There is a rating scale for each to measure how much of a turn-off it is which range from minor (red flag/storm cloud) issues to more serious (not getting any/kiss of death) ones that can kill any chance at romance. The book can be found in the humor at section at local bookstores and while it does offer some good advice, men should take it with a grain of salt.
A man who owns a reptile, clips a cell phone to his belt, and uses catchphrases is considered undateable. A man who does anything feminine such as wear makeup or drink cosmopolitans is considered undateable. A man who doesn't pay on the first date or doesn't leave a tip ensures that he won't get a second date.
by boratfan1 September 9, 2010
Get the undateable mug.Consisting of many twitter accounts who stalk 5 homosexuals 24/7, never sleep, and are proud of every single thing they do. They know what's up with those 5 homos before they even know it themselves. Watch out but they have skills. They should replace the FBI. Best update accounts : @1DUpallnightx_ & @1DStalking & @1DWhereAbouts & @1DWorldUpdate :)
" Zayn and Niall are at the gates at the studios, and Niall just dropped a lighter. #Confirmed "
" Our insider just met Harry, he said that he is single. "
" We don't follow back, we have to keep our timeline clear for just updates. "
" Niall is in his apartment, Louis is at the Olympics, Zayn and Louis are not seemed to be spotted anywhere. "
" For the millionth time, we are a 1D Updates accounts we do NOT follow back. "
" Liam was seen in London just 2 minutes ago #Unconfirmed "
" Our insider just met Harry, he said that he is single. "
" We don't follow back, we have to keep our timeline clear for just updates. "
" Niall is in his apartment, Louis is at the Olympics, Zayn and Louis are not seemed to be spotted anywhere. "
" For the millionth time, we are a 1D Updates accounts we do NOT follow back. "
" Liam was seen in London just 2 minutes ago #Unconfirmed "
by Niall'sMofo August 6, 2012
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Did you see Brittany's litany of disgracebook updates last night? She must've been wasted for reals.
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Jamie: Jim!! this dinner could well turn into a break up date for Kim and Kanye if we didn't do something soon.
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