umpa lumpa

useless fat annoying bitch

my mates mother in law that cant walk properly

by Mark July 31, 2004

Umpa Lumpa

1. Orange, green haired dwarfs from the film 'Charlie and the chocolate factory'.

2. A girl with too much fake tan

3. Ann-Marie

Ann-Marie, u wearin 2 much fake tan you look like an umpa lumpa sort it out!

by Tony_UK_Geeza June 24, 2007

Umpa Lumpa

Freaky little orange dudes with green hair that work in a chocolate factory.

umpa lumpas scary me.

by Dude December 22, 2004

scrum dilly umptious

something you call that is very taste, delicious, yummie, like in willy wanka and the chocolate factory

did you like the meal ?

yes i did it was scrum dilly umptious.

by exzachlylove February 13, 2009

umper

the noise made buy an obese midget durring intercourse...no one knows where the noise comes from, it is not vocal nor bodily.

* umper!umper!umper!
- what the hell is that noise? is it you? the bed? its coming from NOWHERE!!!

by bogart March 7, 2005

Umpa Lumpa

N. A giant sea turtle that when kissed by a fairy princess becomes a chicken leg. Once eaten and digested it becomes fesces. If the fesces is lucky enough to be spread onto a field of cocoa plants the plants will absorb the initial energy derived from swimming through the ocean for 200 years and will become an umpa lumpa plant. This plant must then go through a rigorous inspection process which enables only the stongest of umpa lumpa's to not be cast into the hog feed. Once through inspection, the umpa lumpa is given a host body and put to work in the cocoa factory.

The umpa lumpa is a carnivore.

by The Gentle Lion December 28, 2005

Umpa-Lumpa

A female U.S. Marine. They are short, wide, annoying and look funny. They wear two-piece suits(Marine Corps Camaflauge- blouse and trousers.) Their hair is all puffed up.

Wow! Look at that Umpa-Lumpa crossing the barracks! Why did she join??!!

by Jarhead0311 November 7, 2008