The art of performing oral sex on a women with a turtle head exposed, also licking the clit then the turtle in back & forth to give the ultimate turtleinguis. The legendry snow turtle is also ideal to finish off with, just ejaculate on the turtle; entice it out the pop it into the vagina and then perform penetrative sex.
by dinkle007 December 7, 2009
Get the Turtleinguis mug.by *<] : ) August 20, 2004
Get the teenage mutant ninja turtles mug.Related Words
turtle-ist
• turtleitis
• turtleito
• Turtlest
• turtlestach
• Turtlestomp
• Turtlistic
• ninja turtleism
• turtleing
• Turtles Head
These guys are NOT ninja!
They are samurai!!!
Watch the tv show and read the comics. They may not wear armour, they may know acrobatics, but they are NOT ninja!
Ninja wear all black, and they wear pants, and they actually use the shadows for cover regardless of the time of day instead of hiding underground during the day.
Yes, I know that the name "Teenage Mutant Samurai Turtles" doesn't sound NEARLY as cool as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", but I don't care.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are not ninja. They are samurai.
They are samurai!!!
Watch the tv show and read the comics. They may not wear armour, they may know acrobatics, but they are NOT ninja!
Ninja wear all black, and they wear pants, and they actually use the shadows for cover regardless of the time of day instead of hiding underground during the day.
Yes, I know that the name "Teenage Mutant Samurai Turtles" doesn't sound NEARLY as cool as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", but I don't care.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are not ninja. They are samurai.
by Psydon July 13, 2005
Get the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mug.Slang used in Hawai'i regarding time.
1:turtles (1:30)
2:turtles (2:30)
3:turtles (3:30)
etc.
You can also just use the short term and say "turts"
*only to replace thirty*
1:turtles (1:30)
2:turtles (2:30)
3:turtles (3:30)
etc.
You can also just use the short term and say "turts"
*only to replace thirty*
by Dennis&G of Ewa Beach November 14, 2009
Get the turtles/turts mug.The most fucked up cartoon in the world!
Think the writers smoked a ton of weed while creating it.
Sick crackheads!
Think the writers smoked a ton of weed while creating it.
Sick crackheads!
How Ninja Turtles was made:
Writer1: Dude! lets make a cartoon about some ninjas!
Writer2: Omg yeah! I'm thinking animals man! like tigers or something!
Writer1: Nooo dude! turtles! mutated psycho turtles!
Writer2: That's sick! What should we name them? Shogun?
Writer1: Hell no. Lets name them after som freaking italian painting men!
Writer2: Oh kk. Do they live in Italy?
Writer1: NO! Italy is FAIL! They live in the sewer... with their mutated rat sensei! And they call eachother Dude all the time!
Writer2: Duuuude! hand me another spliff...
Writer1: Dude! lets make a cartoon about some ninjas!
Writer2: Omg yeah! I'm thinking animals man! like tigers or something!
Writer1: Nooo dude! turtles! mutated psycho turtles!
Writer2: That's sick! What should we name them? Shogun?
Writer1: Hell no. Lets name them after som freaking italian painting men!
Writer2: Oh kk. Do they live in Italy?
Writer1: NO! Italy is FAIL! They live in the sewer... with their mutated rat sensei! And they call eachother Dude all the time!
Writer2: Duuuude! hand me another spliff...
by Maxel J April 4, 2008
Get the ninja turtles mug.by Juliahh August 14, 2006
Get the turtleing mug.The Manchester turtle-ist strikes again!
by Luke May 27, 2006
Get the turtle-ist mug.