Tudders

From the Greek word Tudderanalarama. This means to have a massive gay orgy only consisting of male anal prodding with drumsticks and fingers.

"Aww man that tudders last night was insane dude, we gotta get the guys together and do that again!!

by fryingpanhitter December 17, 2010

Turdle Dove

The act of being an extreme turd. Being lazy and trashy. Unproductive. Worthless

I can see you haven't gotten off the couch today Turdle Dove

by dddangerrr January 7, 2010

Turdle

Similar to a turtle sticking its head in and out, a turdle is a turd that makes a short head appearance out of the rectum and then quickly restricts itself back into the safety of the lower intestines and anus. A turdle can occur if a would be shitter is frightened or if the would be shitter has forced the fecal turdle head back into his or her anus due to bad timing (in the car, in meeting, at boyfriend or girlfriends house, etc).

Brian felt his lower intestines launch a fecal turdpedo into his anus while he was sitting on the couch at his new girlfriend's house. His anus hatch was forced open by the turdpedo and nearly caused a Brown October on the couch. Brian contemplated releasing the turdpedo in her guest restroom, but instead decided to "turdle" it until he got home later that night.

by Big Lud the Stud September 25, 2014

turdle

(n) a person who acts slow, runs slow, and reacts slowly and also takes big shits

Jack: Hey shawn pass me the ketchup
Shawn:(10 seconds later): ok
Jack: your such a turdle

by Turdle-3000 May 23, 2009

toddlerbomb

the rag used to wipe up after sex.

after a passionate night of sex we found a toddlerbomb the next morning laying in the floor.

Dont throw that toddlerbomb at me!

Toddlerbombs dont explode, they're just messy!

by Irhscutie04 November 17, 2009

Toddler yoinking

Describes the act of spotting and subsequently stealing a defenseless toddler away from their parents in a moment of inattention.

Yo Benjamin lets do some toddler yoinking. That toddler looks really yoinkable

by U35creations April 21, 2022

sugar toddler

A teenage boy who thinks he's a sugar daddy, but looks like he's twelve.

Wow that kid is rich but I think he's in sixth grade. Must be a sugar toddler.

by Iamnotnotreal September 3, 2016