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you got a deep tree

Wow you got a deep tree!
by Lmaydtycimm December 18, 2022
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Cut you down like a tree

when a girl is taller than the guy so he says this to refer to laying the girl down to engage in sexual acts
Girl: How tall are you

Guy: 5'8 , how tall r u

Girl: im 5'10
Guy: imma still cut you down like a tree
by Chrxssy February 23, 2023
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the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

first created by doctor vb with a phd in receiving no bitches, this is defined as having similar traits as ur fadda
you beat your wife today? guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
by guala dictator January 13, 2022
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The only tree in the middle of a desert

Trees are like love, the strongest ones are those that went through the most. It usually never start strong, it could be cultivated by a professional scammer who kept dying and a god who can't stop living. The god who never cared about mortals came to protect one. The man who saw bonds as currency made one that's worth more than life itself. The god, despite having a clear path to escape, found himself back at the blazing desert yearning for the mortal that roots deep within him a tree that can never fall, one that stood tall through the death of spring and the winter storm, one that not even time can kill.

The man who tried desperately to survive decided to lay his life down for his sunshine to win, begging to die a third time - the last. The all knowing god suddenly speechless facing the man he spent his lives to protect. surrounded by cactuses and the voices of the dead, they spent their last time fighting each other, each punch was a thousand sorry. carrying out the will of the dead, the god won the worst loss of his lives. He stared at the horizon beyond the cliff, bidding his farewell to his feelings and to this world as a whole. He walked towards the sky, spreading his wings yet he did not fly. Only then, the tree stopped existing
"I’m technically free of his bonds, but I feel like I’ve got this moral obligation now. I don’t understand— I can’t let him die. I just— I don’t want to see him go"

And so, even the most unlikely people can grow the only tree in the middle of a desert.
by FindmeIdareyou April 6, 2022
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Des!duous Tree

A song by rappers: Lil skarr and Lil Fire that consists of:
1. “Ughhhhhhhh!”
2. *Insert flute sound effects here*
3. “DINOSAAAUUUUUUUURRRRRRRER!!”
4. “Raawwwwrrrrr hehahaheee”
5. Amazing word choice and lyrical talent
6. That one word that isn’t offensive at all but might make your mom mad at you

7. “Wanna watch The Grinch and eat some butters—ahhhhhaaarrraaaaawwwwrrrrr”

Des!duous Tree is included in the album “It’s Okay to Make Bad Music”
“Des!duous Tree is my favorite song by Lil skarr and Lil Fire
by RED HORNS RECORDS January 31, 2025
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Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
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christmas-treed

To fill in a test bubbling the answers randomly, like placing christmas bulbs on a tree, to guess because you don't know the answer or are to lazy to do it right.
I just christmas-treed the final exam because I always cut class and didn't know anything.
by paige dodge February 17, 2007
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