butt tonsils

Redneck term for hemorrhoids

My butt tonsils are really screaming today!

by anonymous June 9, 2023

Tonsil Baton

Another word for a man's penis, especially when being sucked.

gave this chick the ol tonsil baton last night and she damn near choked.

by Pimpofallsimps November 30, 2023

Trouser Tonsils

Testicles

I was blowing this guy last night and his trouser tonsils kept hitting my chin.

by sconniegirl October 22, 2010

Cock Tonsils

A hyper-annoying or contemptible person; esp. one who continuously offers unsolicited advice, tries to involve themselves in other people's business, or just doesn't know when to shut up.

"Dude, my guidance counselor is being a major cock tonsils lately."

by the Chame-Loc'ster March 26, 2024

Tonsils the cat

Why

Jhon: why tonsils? Tonsils the cat

by Panko2009 May 22, 2021

jiggle her tonsils

Slang for receiving a blow job

I didn’t get laid last night, but she let me jiggle her tonsils.

by HeavyDibber January 20, 2018

Tonsil Toss

A game involving 2 or more people, which involves coughing tonsil stones into each others mouths. First person to drop a tonsil stone out of their mouth loses, and has to take 2mg of fentanyl through a straw up their ass. The game is won by whoever dies of drug overdose first.

The local Tonsil Toss event is being held in the town square!

by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024