Tebow Dat Hoe

To fuck a girl so hard she says Tim Tebow's name 15 times in a row. 15 refering to the number of Tebow's jersey

Dude: Im about to Tebow dat hoe
Dude: wanna get tebowed hoe?
Girl: Yep
later on that night.........
Girl: Tebow (15x)

by mike and dom January 18, 2009

Tebow

(V.) 1. To watch something multiple times, and cry at the same spot in the show.

2. To cry after losing a game that you had no shot in.

Jason: "Man, I started tebowing my eyes out last night when I watched that girl get killed in that show last night"
Friend: "Fag.

by tbs17 December 14, 2009

Tebowtopping

The act of "Tebowing" behind someone and having a second person push a victim over top of them as if they were table topping them.

Rather than the table top, Tebowtopping is with a "Tebowing" position rather than a standard crouched position.

by Ccino December 25, 2011

Tebowmas

the high holiday of Tebowism, it is celebrated on August 14; popular holiday activities for and average Tebowist include decorating the goalpost, eating Tewbowmas cookies, and feasting and opening presents at the eleventh hour of the day

Xavier: I can't wait for Tebowmas!
Conor: Me neither! It's like Christmas in July! Only in August! And better!
Xavier: I know! My favorite part is opening presents at the last minute!
Conor: Same! Tebowing before Tebowmas dinner is great, too!

by clems19 January 24, 2012

Tebow Teabag

The act of sitting on another's face in the Tebow position and placing your balls in their mouth.

"That chick last night was such a Gators fan she wanted me to Tebow Teabag her last night.

by sEaKm September 5, 2013

Tebowing

To act like a vagina in front of a huge audience. To sulk publicly.

"Yo, did you see the end of that game? The losers were tebowing all over the place."

"Oh, would you stop tebowing, it will be time to go soon."

by knightedcane December 5, 2009

Tebowning

The act of Tebowing whilst having a Tebowner.

Greg subconsciously found himself Tebowning after watching last nights' OT.

by TangoKiloEcho January 10, 2012