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more useless than tits on a nun

REALLY useless. Often used when frustrated, referring to an object or idiot.
Damn wrench keeps slipping! Thing's more useless than tits on a nun!

That Andy is more useless than tits on a nun... can't do anything right!
by Missy Meg January 5, 2009
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Big-Tits McGee

A female of the human species who is blessed with unusually large tits and is objectified for this feature.
Oh, hey, there's big-tits mcgee.
Man 1: Do you know big-tits mcgee?
Man 2: No. Describe her.
Man 1: She has big tits.
Man 2: Oh yeah I know her.
by RKDaniels September 30, 2007
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rude tits

Breast so nice they are in some way offensive.
I had this english teacher in highschool who was a real bitch, but she made up for it with her rude tits.
by RyanMcF April 28, 2007
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Tits

Tits is another word for Boobs. Boobs are a woman's breasts.

They secrete milk after pregnancy, and tend to be very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.

Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.

Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
Genghis Khan fell in love with his wife's awesome tits.
by Emperor Shao Kahn December 15, 2019
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went tits up

When someone or something went tits up, it means that he, she, or it died.
by Cranberry Bob June 15, 2020
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Clam your tits

To ask someone to keep their egos in check.
Dude: Man i'm looking guuddd today.
Me: Dude, clam your tits, seriously.
by Noel K July 13, 2011
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