Timber

He's going down, I'm yelling timber!

Variation of the song that means a guy giving a girl a lick out until she cums

I was yelling timber last night 😉✌️👅

by Princess 👸 peach January 16, 2019

Timber

Something red neck white people yell as a tree is falling to the ground

My fat uncle Larry was going at that tree for hours just to to look stupid holler "timber" while the tree fell to the ground.

by Squidwards harry ass crack November 15, 2020

Timber Tart

Noun: A woman who professes a strong knowledge of conservation based activities such as hunting and fishing in an attempt to gain popularity with men who have such interest but is in fact noticeably ignorant in said field of knowledge

Man 1: Danielle said she wanted to to the blind with us this weekend!
Man 2: nah, she’s just a timber tart she’ll ruin the hunt.

by Degenerate1 October 23, 2023

droping some timber

droping some timber means in other words taking a shit,poop,crap,pinching one off,or pinching a loaf

who is in the bathroom? My brother in there droping some timber.

by 21982 January 28, 2010

Timber Lips

The person at the drinking event who comes around with the handle of liquor offering free sips. They are usually hammered already and everyone at the function has been drinking out of this handle.

Hey did you see Amanda walking around with the handle of fireball? She’s handing that thing out to everyone. Yeup good ole timber lips is at it again.

by Timber lips November 4, 2023

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Timber Wolf

A large and hairy straight man, fit or not.

Dude: " Tim looks like a gay bear."
Girl: " No Tim is straight, he's a pure timber wolf not a bear."

by TimberWolf254 November 2, 2017