textual predator

Like a sexual predator, except the sexual advances are made through explicit text messages

Creeper: *texts* "Hey cutie, how about some loving 2nite?"

Innocent Girl: *texts* "I don't kno u! Leave me alone u textual predator!"

by Uneducated children in March 23, 2009

textual harassment

Derived from a combination of texting and sexual harassment, the term refers to the act of unrelentingly sending volumes of text messages that are neither relevant nor desired. Textual harassers can include, but are not limited to: creepy admirers who got your number from someone, immature friends who send you toilet-humor mass texts, or your friends with unlimited-texting capability when they are intensely bored for long periods of time.

- "This girl from my class keeps sending me the most random texts. Even if I don't respond, she keeps texting me."

- "That's rough. Tell her you're going to sue her for textual harassment, and the fine will be your outrageous bill."

by mileshigh January 21, 2009

Textual Seduction

To flirt with and/or seduce someone with text messages, whether they are in a relationship or not.

"She might be with him, but she's texting with me, me, meeeee.
We gon' text from the mall, we gon' text while we eat, eat, eaaat.
Cause we're having a Textual Seduction.
Textual Seduction, oh, woah."

by Dave Egner March 8, 2008

textual romanticism

when a couple becomes such based soley on the communication via text messaging, a normal, face to face meeting is rare.

one: did you hear that Rob and Shannon broke up?
two: really? well I'm not surprised it there relationship was total "textual romanticism".

by Rynnnnnnn November 3, 2008

Textual Harassment

Mass unwanted texts, most often lame jokes.

Friend texting you: What did the mama buffalo say to her baby buffalo when she dropped him off at school? Bison!

This is followed by more jokes, nasty pictures, etc.

You: OMG my inbox is loaded with lame jokes, I wish my friends would stop all this textual harassment.

by JimminySmidey June 8, 2009

textual harassment

When you repeatedly text someone, despite their lack of reply or indication that they saw your first or second text and chose not to answer. They may eventually text you back with a, sorry, was in an all day meeting.

He's guilty of textual harassment until I responded. Little did he know that I broke my phone and was not ignoring the 45 texts.

by lilbee October 20, 2010

Textual Friend

Random people you meet on social networking sites (i.e. Fast Flirting, Air G) who you have 'friended' because they aren't half bad...

Don't mind flirting, exchanging pictures, engaging in pointless conversation, and the occasional sexting episode. They love your smile, eyes, and body.

Reality check: Will never work out in real life because they are far and are probably liars. Primary function: ego boost!

Textual Friend: Hey cutie, what's up with yo fine ass?

Reply: Not much just bored outta my mind...

Textual Friend: I wanna fuck ya, you're sooooo sexy!

Reply: Thanks ;) you always make me feel so good he he

by brownyeyez33 April 6, 2011