Teasus Christ

A girl who always seems to be nothing but a tease. She gets you all riled up yet no action.

Guy 1: Yo, did you finally bang Tiffany?
Guy 2: Nah man, I don't understand. She got me all started but didn't do the deed.

Guy 1: Teasus Christ, Man!
Guy 2: I know...

by lazer lizard May 11, 2013

Testurate

Male version of menstrate also known as man period. A time of the month when men are bitchy and over emotional.

Bill is really emotional today it must be the testurate time agan.

by Reallppl22 May 19, 2017

Titsu

Another word for horse cocks. Mainly used in Greece.

"this horse has a huge titsu"

by Anniesanangel August 6, 2019

hashimoto tatsuya

the best oc

have u ever heard of hashimoto tatsuya?? what a cool ass oc

by tododicki April 23, 2018

Yer dogs got tets

The only way to kill a man with four magic words

Guy 1 "fuck off ye wee specky cunt"
Guy 2 "mate, yer dogs got tets"
*guy 1 combusts into a pile of ash"

by Gayspeckycunt May 24, 2018

TETS

An extremely poisonous pesticide that should never have been made at all. TETS is short for tetramethylenedisulfotetramine,which has a peculiar "cage" chemical structure similar to some compounds found in camphor. TETS is odorless and tasteless and causes violent convulsions in all animals and humans. The pesticide is found in the People's Republic of China and has caused several cases of poisoning there, and sometimes finds its way here in the US, sold illegally by street vendors, where it has caused one fatal case of poisoning. One of the most insidious things about TETS is that it accumulates in the tissues of animals exposed to it and remains unchanged in the enviroment for years.

The Chinese authorities have reported several cases of poisoning from TETS.

by pentozali November 1, 2007

titsup

A wyrdism used in irc channel #bearshare-main by wyrdjax

My connection went titsup.

by Tweek October 19, 2003