Skip to main content

scrotum totem

Scrotum totem- The totem (or pole) of your scrotum
its basically your dick, penis, cock, etc.
Example:
PAY HOMAGE TO THE SCROTUM TOTEM!
(in this usage the speaker is asking for a blow job)

Example2:

My scrotum totem has been erected.
(in this usage the speaker is say he has a hard on)
by o.O !uLYVkpxJ5w October 3, 2009
mugGet the scrotum totem mug.
Related Words

Teeter Totter

someone who fluctuates between the happy and sad
"You're either really happy or really sad,you are such a teeter totter."
by tobee October 16, 2015
mugGet the Teeter Totter mug.

tottenham hotspur

Tottenham Hotspur small and unsuccessful "football club" based in slum area of North London. Not near Highbury.

Famous for having won only two league championships (a bit like Chelsea, only worse). That's an amazing 6 times as few as local superclub, Arsenal. In fact, there are several notable events in history that happened just after the "mighty" lillywhites won their last league trophy: The Beatles had not even had their first hit, the Berlin Wall had not been erected and man was yet to set foot on the moon. They have been relegated a few times. Not like Arsenal, who have remained in the top flight of English football for ninety years now, regularly winning championships. Also famous for having mentally unstable fans that are unable to read and write and think they play a brand of football that can be witnessed at nearby superclub, and altogether classier footballing institution with more history, The Arsenal.
Mindless delinquent: "Oi chav, I support the second biggest football club in Norf London"

Sane person "What, the mighty Barnet?"

Mindless delinquent "Nah mate, Tottenham Hotspur, innit"

Sane person "Oh you dirty little poor person. Hear's the number of the nearest mental home. And get your hand out of my pocket!"
by George Graham April 23, 2006
mugGet the tottenham hotspur mug.

Tottenham

Hey look Tottenham won Arsenal lost again”
by Spurs420coys February 6, 2019
mugGet the Tottenham mug.

tottenham

Class football team who play football how its meant to be played. The only team in north london.
Did you see tottenham at the weekend? They were class.
by KING YID February 11, 2005
mugGet the tottenham mug.

Hot Tottie

Rarely "Hot Tottie", nearly always "Hot Toddy".

Pretty much any intoxicating drink that is served hot. Certain of which are rumored to cure colds and ease flu symptoms.

See Hot Toddy
Marilyn: "Is my snookums feeling bad?"

JFK: "Yes, Mar..."

Marilyn: "I'll whip up a hot tottie that will soothe your throat and have you sleeping in no time!"
by ButtFuzz August 22, 2006
mugGet the Hot Tottie mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email