thwapt

The sound of someone masturbating

Son, what are you doing in there???
::thwapt-thwapt-thwapt::

by ¡DŃ™! October 26, 2003

thwapt

To thwap somebody, (get beat down)

Hey homie, you just got thwapt!
You best beat him down

by Danny October 26, 2003

Thwagget

A strange card game played with as many suits as you like of 17 1/2 cards. Player A starts with 10 cards, player B with 30. Player A tries to collect an entire suit of cards, player B tries to lose a suit.
The winner gets a bowl of corned liver and spaghetti. The loser has to eat it.

"Hey, Jimmy, wanna play Thwagget?"

by Lord Deathmonkey November 17, 2003

thwapbow

Exclaimation that one is schnockered. May also also be used to question if another is fried. (Note: the "p" is nearly silent)

Thwapbow?
Oh yeah, thwapbow!

by EA55 May 18, 2006

Thwargen

A tribal people of the 7.5th dimension with fuzzy purple mustaches and big feet who partake in crazy antics and other shenanigans.

Oh, those crazy Thwargen, you never know what they're gonna do next!

by 17 Jackson May 22, 2009

thwappin'

Having sex.

They be thwappin' in the other room!

by Slooperz August 11, 2010

thwacker knackered

To be beat with a flat object to cause stimulation

She thwacker knackered his big red sword with a big blue sword.

by roborabbit August 16, 2010