1) to masterbate quickly to relise built up pressure of the gunksack.
2) to pleasure yourself over a smutty mag/film/thought/smell/idea/10 minute freeview on adult channel/trevor mcdonald/small animals/clothes pegs/the girl who gets changed by the window at number 34.
..do much week end brett...? na buh, spent the mornin thrappin like a gud un then ate some marmalade..
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)