Tarpley

One who goblin stomps

Shut up, you dirty queefen! You Don't make me go all Tarpley and goblin stomp that ass.

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017

tarpitting

"Slowing down because fuck the customer."

Apple is intentionally tarpitting my iPhone 6s to force me to drop $1k on a fucking phone.

by Enwych November 9, 2017

tarpleyd

The act of getting completely and belingerently drunk, or blacking out. Generally leading to poor life choices and potentially aids.

Damn, I don’t even remember what happened at the bar last night I got so tarpleyd:

by Hit it from the back girl December 21, 2018

Tarpin

Mean a lot

There is tarpin bitch outta here

by Sosabalboa March 16, 2019

Tarpoosie

A phrase used by really old people for "A really bad storm"

It's coming a tarpoosie out here !

by nurse2016 August 6, 2019

Tarplah

An extraordinary African name (typically last name)

Hi my name is Chris Tarplah
Yea bro my last name is Tarplah

by JaKobey05 September 29, 2019

Tarped

The acted of being fucked up.

Tim: I was so tarped last night.
Skyler: Yeah, you were so tarped that you rolled off the bed.

by Hoebitchy March 17, 2020