The Longman Swallow

1) What the missionary position is called in Cockermouth, England.

2) When you put your dick in her mouth and finger her at the same time.
I went to Cockermouth and laid this british freak on her back and gave her The Longman Swallow!

She loves The Longman Swallow.
by Poud-Cake March 16, 2010
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Swallow me

The Pinnacle of how rude "eat me" or "bite me" can be.
I signed you up for drug rehab!
Swallow me.
by Sloopedidoop December 28, 2018
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swish and swallow

Damn, that chick wasn't a spitter. She gave me a swish and swallow.
by mom doyle November 30, 2003
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sword-swallower

A sword-swallower is a guy who likes to suck cock.
A bunch of us cadets are having a contest to see who's the best sword-swallower!
by USAF Cadet June 03, 2021
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Swallow Tattoos

Another meaning for them in the UK is that ex prisoners have swallows tattooed on their hands or wrists to prove they have served their time, as in they have done their bird.
Man A: They let you out then

Man B: Shows hands and says Yes I've done my bird

Man A: Oh yes you have swallow tattoos
by TheDaddy February 24, 2012
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sword swallower

someone who sucks on a penis.
as in swallows penises.
as in swallows swords.
as in sword swallower.
"GOD! Becky didnt wanna go down on me last night!"
"Its okay, shes a sword swallower anyways."
by Savannah and Becky November 04, 2007
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Cock swallow

When your friend shoves his cock down your throat as far as it will go and then you start to eat it while singing i want my mullet back
Dat bitchassness Fulton Skrobarcheck gave dt big smelly bitchass alex dragt the best cock swallow ever!
by Little chicken wang January 25, 2009
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