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Elf’s suitcase

Whatever orifice you settle on after seducing someone less that 5 feet tall.

Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”
Editor: “Hey did you get that interview with Peter Dinklage Finished?”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”
by Notmattmurphy August 30, 2023
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charlestown suitcase

An original Johnnie's Foodmaster plastic grocery bag.
Yo hand me that Charlestown suitcase will ya?
by DJ Russly July 20, 2014
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the suitcase stuffer

When you lay a woman on her back, lift her legs around your neck, stand up, and fuck her in a downward thrusting motion screamingGET IN THERE
Last night, my girlfriend and I tried the suitcase stuffer.
by GlacierPunch June 19, 2019
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suitcase type beat

A funky, party-like beat, one that you can really bust it down to
"Were you at the party last night? "
"Yeah, the music they played was great, it was a suitcase type beat. "
by Aagustt September 26, 2022
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suitcase

Suitcase is a name given to pratik sehajpal , the khairaati runner up of bigg boss 15 . The name has been given to him for his sore looser attitude of picking up money instead of trophy and respect.
Suitcase/pratik sehajpal lost bb15 because he got least amount of votes
by Pratik khairaati runner up 1 February 22, 2022
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suitcase titties

When a fat chick sucking your dick and she folds her titties on your legs so you can play with the nipples.
She was sucking my dick so good I forgot she was fat. So I told her to unfold her suitcase titties so I could play with them.
by J Crack corn August 27, 2018
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Human Suitcase

According to 'SNL' a Human Suitcase is where you take a midget on roller skates and have him/her put on all your clothes then pull them thru an airport.
For Valentines day Sepfon recommends getting your sweetheart some human suitcases
by Strik9 March 1, 2011
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