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spitzer

A prostitution client who insists on condomless sex with a prostitute.
"Kristen was concerned for her personal health, so she had a strict 'no spitzer' policy."
by Hayduke March 12, 2008
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nick skitz

nick skitz is an australian dj
and dance music maker
that makes music from
party songs sold in
cds in australia
by djremix2006 August 18, 2006
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Skitzofrenic jester

Derived from the english language words -skitzofrenic and -jester. A combination of one of the worst syndromes and classifications known to man. This rare hybrid species can be found holding sitting alone at lunch tables, on the school bus, or in the back of a classroom with a scratch-doodle notebook that he shuts if people get to close. With an awareness rating of 100, the skitzo jester is easily startled and always conscious of his immediate surroundings. Skitzofrenic jesters are known to take drastic measures/ and or use alternate routes to avoid crossing paths with intimidating heavy-hitters. even the slightest eye contact may leave them paralyzed for up to 3 hours.
Yo earl lets go to the football game tonight, everyones gonna be there.

Idk man i mite run into that kid from gym class that looks at me funny. Plus he owes me a dollar

Cmon dude stop being such a skitzofrenic jester
by Themathblaster November 1, 2013
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skitzo

See that bloke over there, yeah he's a fucking skitzo!
by ThotSlayerPeepeeman October 28, 2019
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DJ Skitz

typically used when you know some one (of the female persuasion) masturbates.
Boy: Hey, you gonna play DJ Skitz tonight?
Girl: Not if i get some......
by youztripps June 10, 2008
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Skitz

where one goes totally mental because of something eg a flahing light.
Ow, man stop flashing that torch in my eyes, im going skitz mate
by mingefayce August 29, 2007
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charly seitz

a salty noob who is a complete loser. this fag is such a pussy. he is fat pp sucker with no life. who honestly likes this loser nerd.
ew its charly seitz he is so lame and has no life. what a salty noob
by dirkmfdiggler December 11, 2018
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