A pair of people who like to say how much they love each other by posting status updates on facebook about each other, and how much they love each other.
Status update from Blank Name: is so madly in love
Status update from Other Name: has never felt this way about anyone
Comment from: Third Party: God you guys are such status lovers
Status update from Other Name: has never felt this way about anyone
Comment from: Third Party: God you guys are such status lovers
by EYEM MEE March 25, 2009
Get the Status Lovers mug.When you have an uncontrollable desire for putting countless numbers of facebook statuses up within a period of 2 -5 minutes. Often referred to as statgasm
Bob: Ah man, I had a huge status-gasm yesterday I posted 40 facebook statuses about nothing pertaining to me at all.
Rob: Dude, get a life.
Rob: Dude, get a life.
by The METALLICSTER December 17, 2010
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by AnnaBanana13 November 17, 2010
Get the Status Stealer mug.The act of posting false details of an illness to cover yourself with your work friends when you aren't really sick and are just blowing off work.
friend at loud bar: Hey, I thought you had a fever and were puking!
faker: No, that was just a case of statusitis.
faker: No, that was just a case of statusitis.
by whimsychic November 25, 2010
Get the statusitis mug.When a person's Facebook status hasn't changed over a long period of time, causing their friends to wonder what has happened to them.
Guy: What's with the digital ghost routine? You were totes in Status Stasis.
Girl: My Dell's TFBUNDY, I dropped my cell in my chai, and there's a Net Nanny at work. Could be weeks before I can update it.
Guy: So everyone's gonna think you're crunked at the Inn Between for the rest of the month? Sucks to be you.
Girl: My Dell's TFBUNDY, I dropped my cell in my chai, and there's a Net Nanny at work. Could be weeks before I can update it.
Guy: So everyone's gonna think you're crunked at the Inn Between for the rest of the month? Sucks to be you.
by Beelzebub Jones March 22, 2011
Get the Status Stasis mug.A regular Facebook user who specializes in making statuses that get a ton of likes. This person spends at least 1 hour per day thinking of, and producing, multiple "witty" or "cute" Facebook statuses in order to get the satisfaction of 20 or more likes. After a while, the Statustician begins to accumulate regular "likers" - people who will like the status no matter what it is about. In addition, the statustician will "like" every positive comment on their status and delete any negative ones.
Sam: Wow did you see emily's status last night?
Jeremy: Yeah, it got like 50 likes, and it wasn't even that good of a status.
Sam: What a Statustician...
Jeremy: Yeah, it got like 50 likes, and it wasn't even that good of a status.
Sam: What a Statustician...
by cohencock November 11, 2011
Get the Statustician mug.A person that roams the world of Facebook preying on innocent statuses to comment on. In the event of a successful comment, the original status is dead to the world and no one will ever want to comment on it. Mothers and Fathers have most likely perfected this art.
-"hey did you see Tommy make quick work of that status you posted?"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin"
by BMonz February 5, 2012
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