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Static

The definition of static in the streets of Toronto refers to a slime. Someone who is a rat and runs from a fight.
LOL look at that guy run he a static.
by Dillandeep Singh August 20, 2020
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supermarket spastic

An able bodied driver that is in such a hurry he parks in disabled bays at the supermarket
Jerry was in a hurry to buy his beers so he pulled into the disabled space as a supermarket spastic for the night!
by Brian Butterly August 2, 2006
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deep static

hey man deep static are playing saturday night!!
by jacob6 January 19, 2009
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spasticle

A combination of spastic and spectacle; when one lets a particular genre of music dictate the way they dress, especially when their dress sense is horribly mismatched already. The end result has them walking around in public making themselves look like a complete retard. Goths and Emo Kids are fine examples of spasticles.
I was walking around city centre today, and saw this guy with giant black platform shoes, black baggy pants with black bondage straps, black bomber jacket with bondage straps, chains hanging from his butt and piercings galore all over his face. What a spasticle!
by Druss December 12, 2008
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Spastic-Koons

A derogatory term.
Used to address someone (usually but not necessarily of black origin) to infer that they are very very stupid.
Also used as a greeting among some circles.
In English footbal - "How did he miss that header the Spastic-Koon!"
or
"Look at the mess you've made of my car you Spastic-Koons."
or
Bill: He's driving a bit quickly, Dad.
Jim : It's these Spastic-Koons, son, no respect for rules...
by Cool4Cats May 13, 2008
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Swastic

Could you stop being a swastic
by Oldmate-ninedy8 June 5, 2015
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meat static

when you are fucking a womans hairy asshole and or vaginal sex with no protection (dry as fuck) and her ass pubes rub with you pubes and a electrical charge is produced, which then shocks your groin rocket.
scott was lucky he didnt get meat static when he was raping vanessa in her hairy ass hole with no lube.
by weiner beaner February 12, 2008
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