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salted fish

A term, originally from Chinese, used to refer to someone feeling tired and sluggish
After working long hours, I feel like a salted fish
by anon502 July 7, 2018
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Salt Water Titties

You just have to Love the Age, We Live in. One Minute, your Lady has a Chest, that looks like Sunny Side Eggs, hanging on Nail.. A couple hours Later, she comes out of the Dr's Office, with the Most Perfect Set of Salt Water Titties, Money Can Buy and becomes a Perfect 10!!!!! (Insert Star Spangled Banner Here)...:-)
by Ghost1319 January 13, 2015
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Saltash

Dormitory town that hugs the Cornish bank of the River Tamar. Traditionally subject to cross-border incursions (ie burglaries, car crime and general wrecking sprees) from smack-addicted scroats that hail from across the water in Plymouth.
"I done a car in Saltash - CDs, speakers and bridge tickets."
by Nathaniel Slackpile October 3, 2003
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Morton Salt

A noun used to represent the definition Salty. To add on the definition, salty is when someone is upset or stressed over the outcome of an event, which is usually used as a personal statement rather than a general one. Used commonly in the fighting game culture.

Used mainly in conjunction with its mascot (a girl holding a yellow umbrella) and the slogan "When it rain, it pours". Signaling that once the tears and grief falls, they aren't going to stop.

To taunt people in a tournament, the opponents usually have a can of salt ready for the loser.
Hypeman: SOMEONE BETTER GET THAT MORTON SALT READY! BECAUSE SOMEONE'S GOING TO GET SALTY
by KoriNem October 18, 2009
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salt lord

Someone who is alwaya salty. Completely jaded by life. Almost never smiles or laughs genuinely.

The original salt lord is responsible for creating the Dead Sea and the Bonneville Salt Flats of Utah, just through his sheer levels of salt.
(Synonymous with Sultan of Salt.)
Damn Hunter, why are you such a salt lord? Relax a bit man.
by Sober Sailor May 30, 2016
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Salted Pretzel

The salted pretzel is a sexual act where two men scissor, bending their genitals down to penetrate each other's rectums. A third man then stands above the two and urinates, thereby salting the pretzel.
"I talked to Bill at work, and he agreed to help us make a Salted Pretzel"

"Perfect. I'll go get a tarp to lay on the floor."
by fireburn1222 January 17, 2017
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no salt

Jeff: Look at the new guy my ex is dating, he's so ugly.
Matt: Damn Jeff, no salt.
by wordporn98 March 22, 2017
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