Jeff: Look at the new guy my ex is dating, he's so ugly.
Matt: Damn Jeff, no salt.
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when pain is inflicted by means of insult, blackmail, or general embarassment. originated from when salt is sprinkled into a wound, causing further stinging and pain. later, gestures were added for effect, often consisting of rubbing fingers together over the victim's head to suggest gingerly applying a layer of salt for extra emphasis on "being served."
-your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, everyone thinks she's backin up
by feedyourcat January 25, 2006
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Coined by comedian De Ray Davis meaning Smiled A Little Then Stopped. The modern man's answer to LOL or LMAO
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You: My mom just fell out of the chair.
by Skii1234 July 31, 2011
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People have recently used this because no one really Laughs out loud or lmaoo they SMILE A LITTLE THEN STOP
Yo mom so fat she eats wheat thicks.... SALTS :)
by Pinkbarbie39 July 31, 2011
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The Act of pouring salt on someones lawn in the form of words or symbols to kill the lawn in the outline of the salt, sort of like spray paint to a wall. Discovered by Sexy Jesus of New Castle, PA.
Hey, Sara! Will you take us to sheetz to see how our salting turned out on their grass?
by New Castle Sexy Jesus July 19, 2011
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When someone you know fucks you over or pisses you off!
Damn I can't believe Rick man he gave me salt yesterday totally fucked me over

Or * today I was talking to John and all he did was give me pure salt all day!*
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When someone is insulted, embarassed, or made to look like a fool of some sort.

Originally "assaulted", but later reduced to a more convenient syllable count.
David Oh: Matt, you're such a fuckin' douchebag!
(Matt cries)
Passing man: YOU BEEN SALTED!
by King Ninja March 03, 2004
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