Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability

"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"

I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P

by QuacksO August 26, 2019

Please read this dear staff member.

Please accept this as a word definition. I dont care if it's not accepted, but please read it fully. I have a gentle request. Please do not accept name definitions. They destroy this site. If you ever see any of them flagged please delete them. Thank you for reading this, if you are a decent person.

Please read this dear staff member.

by AbCd!2#4 July 6, 2023

Atlas staff

Atlas staff...where do I begin.I’m pretty sure they’re crazyyyyyy and escaped from a psych ward to accomplish this friendship they have with one another and to accomplish teaching students at atlas boarding school.Thank you to paddles for bringing us all together dont know where I’d be without yall 😩

Me:“Hey wanna know what keeps me going”
Person idk wtf:”what?”
Me: “Atlas staff..”

by Ashidk March 30, 2021

poop staff

the poop staff will never be found.

"WHERE. IS. THE. POOP STAFF!!!"

by poop knife May 3, 2022

Staff Dick

An extremely large, hard, and rough penis. Has much of the same feel as a wooden staff.

Girl: I once dated a wonderful guy but I had to break up with him because of his Staff Dick.

by GameboyAdv May 26, 2016

rape staff

Anything's a dildo if your brave enough

Hey man, nice sword, you could use that as a rape staff.

by Stanist9696,6969 November 26, 2017

jo staff

a fucking horrible shorter bo staff why not just use a bo staff you fucking retarded asshole

intellectual: i fucking hate the jo staff
some fucking dumbass: I FUCKING HATE YOU!!1!!1!11 *proceeds to punch him with his weak ass 1 eighth of a pound arm made purely of prime and grimace shake because he wanted to become appreciated in life*

by im just that like just thatguy September 20, 2023