squat and surf

To use a laptop computer connected to the internet whilst seated on the John.

Jon: Why were you so long in the bathroom?
Me: I was caught up in a nice session of squat and surf.

by Adam Zeldin April 19, 2008

SquadW

The international Twitch.TV emoticon for double standards in both men and women. Also the international face of the Incel lord.

OKAAAY DUDE OKAAAAY DUDE SQUADW BATHROOM BREAK.

by Dale.Deadbug May 9, 2019

squasm

A squirel possum that only goes out at night and eats children.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

Squacky Juice

Vaginal secretion from a dirty snatch. Often with a pungent odor.

David's sister left squacky juice all over the seat of my motorcycle because her panties couldn't contain her coochie flaps, and what a stink it left. I thought I broke a can of sardines on there!

by JVicious December 14, 2010

Squaready

To be squaready is to be as boring as a square, but ready for anything.

Man for a professor he's pretty squaready for any of our shenanigans.

by Lokinario March 19, 2015

tard squad

(derogatory) Technically, a group of retarded people. But the term is usually used to describe a group of people considered to be dorks, idiots or weirdos. Also used as an insult by suggesting that someone is a member of said squad and should be riding the short bus to school. See also tard.

Man, check out Leisure Suit over there... is he auditioning for the tard squad or something?

by YodaDoe January 24, 2005

Lobby Squatter

A guy who hangs out in the lobby of a fancy hotel, hoping to pick up a women. He is punching well above his weight.

That Lobby Squatter had been bugging the patrons for the last few hours. I think he has been staying at the cheap hotel down the road and he's been here three nights in a row.

by Pub flea October 2, 2015