sproutigous

It’s a persons sprouts. Something that doesn’t exist.

Adding -igous for the dramatic effect.

Wow Dan you’re sproutigous is growing.

by Anonymous [cookies & milk] January 12, 2021

scrowling

verb
gerund or present participle: 'scrowling'

To write as if scowling; frowning; such that the tenor and mood of syntax is perceived as upset or grumpy.

I'm always serious, that probably came out scrowling.

by Wbienek April 13, 2021

Spatuling

Using a spatula for any task, including, but not limited to conventional, practical uses.

"Yeah bud, come over. I'm just spatuling the dirt in my garden."

by Dirtbag Dan & Diamond August 2, 2021

Sproyting

When a baby comes out of a pussy hole very fast

Wow, Morgan is sproyting out George’s baby so fast.

by Savile January 20, 2022

Scrolling

When someone mindlessly "scrolls" through their social media feed(s). Generally speaking a waste of precious and valuable time.

God damnit Janet get off your phone and stop scrolling you've been on it for over an hour today.

by Space Wrangler March 13, 2022

Strolling

A combination of Straw-Manning and Trolling.
Strolling is when a person deliberately attempts to invoke an irrational response or argument. Strolling, if done successfully, will provoke and expose a genuinely held bad argument rather than disengenuously create one in order to mischaracterize an opponents argument.

"Wow, look at these over-reactions to what I said.
Very effective strolling."

by IngyG April 29, 2022

Strolling

Going on a walk, particularly with your rear hanging out of the back of your pants completely.

“I went strolling and a bee stung my butt!”

by Correcterer May 22, 2022