Straints

The best/tryhard Xbox player in the world. Better than MLG or anyone in gamebattles!

Straints is too good for MLG

by Big Papi Chulo February 26, 2011

sprint pickle

When a man or woman have sex and foget a condom

I hate when i sprint pickle

by Muffingod08 February 28, 2016

Sprintermittent

Sprinting intermittently

Joe: My controller is sprintermittent and only sprints some of the times (Joe is very sad)

by Goldenboy8678 July 19, 2017

Sprint

Slow moving behemoth of a communications company, whose employees communicate all the time without communicating anything other than "You need to communicate with somebody else, don't ask who else, just don't ask me" or merely "Adding _____ " hoping some form of intelligent life will be found...much like waiting for a monkey to type out a line of Shakespeare on a typewriter.

I hate dealing with Sprint

by augustschutz July 20, 2017

sprain your wang

Beating your meat more than 3 times a day

Son, don't sprain your wang

by Pilotcornet609 May 7, 2018

Sprinterfall

Client who want Agile but demand Waterfall methodology

ACME wants Sprinterfall so we need to estimate all User Stories and place them in all remaining Sprints to determine when they will go-live.

by BuckStone January 21, 2019

Sprint Arena Rule

When you’re at an arena or large events and your sprint service doesn’t work.

I can’t send any snaps or texts man. Sprint arena rule sucks

by kev2084 September 7, 2019