Spatchin

Used when someone is on the telephone or texting someone while using a spatula flipping their eggs. Commonly used by bachelors or those who only know how to cook eggs.

"Hey whats up?"
"Just spatchin some eggs for supper, you?"

by Shmorgasborg April 14, 2010

Scoating

When someone is physically present, but unable to be found.

David is here somewhere, but he's "scoating" around.

by Mnemosyne23 August 1, 2011

spattered

splashed, asperse, bedabble

My bed was spattered with blood.

by justaguy334432 November 18, 2013

Spats

The rich person equivalent of socks with sandals.

"Lose the spats, you look like Scrooge McDuck."

by TheLengendaryBlackBeastOfAaagh September 25, 2018

Spat the dummy

If someone doesn't get what they want, they bitch and moan and carry on like a 5 year old.

Did you see how hard Carmelo Anthony spat the dummy when he didn't get the last shot of the game???

by Is it me you are looking for?? January 12, 2017

SOAtard

Someone who is obessed beyond all reason with Sons of Anarchy.

Taken from such words as 'Twihard' for Twilight fans.

"You are such an SOAtard!"
"Yea I know I am, but so are you.. I see you drooling over Jax Teller too.

by KitKyle June 21, 2011

Spata

A filthy mexican that cooks nachos in your bath tub instead of cleaning the house. someone unworthy of rights and deserves to be mistreated for his crimes of being mexican. tells funny jokes about how he is tall and sexy, cool cat but sadly mexican.

i cant believe how much of a spata you are being!

by Eternal-SG June 30, 2011