spleep

1). to ejaculate on someone. 2). to totally humilate someone.

Jim just spleeped on Martha!
Great game! We spleeped all over those guys.

by sundayisover July 8, 2010

Saleem

Saleem is a very handsome dude that all girls want to have sex with except those la Roman girls. He is very athletic (kinda) and is also extremely intelligent. Unfortunately, he loves to kill people for fun. He is also a very likeable person

Person 1-"Hey, you know Saleem."
Person 2-"Yeah, he's a fucking cunt."

by 426826352819 October 4, 2018

spleen

an internal organ most widely known for "cleaning shit and stuff".

"Every kitty needs their spleen."

by LovesSomeKitty April 30, 2009

Spleenis

A penis and spleen put together. A random word put together by saying "Penis" then "Spleen"...then someone thought of putting them toghether...to make SPLEENIS!!

Sacrafice your soul to the almighty SPLEENIS!!!!!11

by Spleenismabober April 16, 2005

Spleef

A competitive sport played in Minecraft. Gameplay consists of deleting blocks under you feet while running around in an arena. The goal is to delete the blocks so that other players will fall through while avoiding the same fate yourself. Spleef is a pun on the word Grief.

I'm bored, hey let's play spleef!" "Sure!

by Ἀπολλύων September 26, 2010

shleeking

To chop off your penis and eat as if it were a cucumber.

Mack cried when he was tortured by shleeking.

by AG and FM February 16, 2008

Sileeming

To throw up from the smell of any alcoholic beverage.

This includes vomiting from holding a shot glass of tequila close to the nasal area and regurgitating homemade Indian food from the distinct scent of beer.

It may also include sniffing a shot glass that previously had some alcoholic beverage inside and then spitting chunks or emphatically defending the city of Philadelphia or the Harry Potter series and then barfing up a storm.

"Hey man, I can't believe it. I sileemed it last night. So embarrassing."

"She's super hot, but she sileemed it in front of me. She's in my No Fly Zone now."

"I gotta get buzzed for this party tonight, but I gotta make sure I don't drink too much and sileem it. That's not justice."

"Let's kick that kid who's sileeming right now into his own vomit."

by Aladin's Weed Dealer August 1, 2011