Splattegory

When a large amount of diarrhea explodes out of the anus and into the toilet, causing the entire interior of the bowl to look like it's been airbrushed the color of the expelled feces.

Paul quietly went into the restroom late at night so that nobody would hear the Splattegory he was going to make, but to his dismay, Ivet was awake and heard him. She banged on the bathroom door and told him there was no way she was going to clean up after the Squat Patty he dropped!

by Aeryck June 14, 2006

Splats

The act of moving to the ground with the legs fully apart while keeping the torso erect, when done by a fat woman. Basically, the splits done by a fat chick.

When that fat ass stripper did the splats in front of Bob, he started laughing uncontrollably.

by jcoctoston January 22, 2011

Pittsburg Splatter

The act of covering one's face with plastic wrap and having your partner let loose diarrhea on your face.

I begged my girlfriend to give me a pittsburg platter, but she had diarrhea and gave me a pittsburg splatter instead..

by daisiemae December 9, 2008

ninja splatter

Defined by splooging on a girl's face whilst she is asleep, and then quickly departing before she can discover who did it.

Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

1) Bob: "Dude, our new pledge Rob totally ninja splattered Joanne to get in our frat."
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"

2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

by MaximumCamoflauge March 8, 2008

Boston splatter

When you are doing a ho who has projectile dirhea.

Professor Button: "BOSTON SPLATTER SPREE"
Duncan: "MILK"

by professor buttons February 20, 2009

green apple splatters

aka "cider poo" drinking too much cider the nite before and waking up with more than a fat bird

damn i was throwing back the scrumpy last nite got a case of the "green apple splatters"

by kaaos_crust October 16, 2006

Splatter cake

When a rogue squirt of jizz lands in your underwear, leaving you with an uncomfortable sticky sensation that can only be made worse by the presence of pubic hair.

Jim: "My mum almost walked in on me choking the goose the other day"
Gary: "Did she see anything?"
Jim: "Thankfully not. But the splatter cake was the size of a baseball"

by mylittlewhiteslug October 23, 2018