choking the goose

The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.

Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"

by Steak Tits April 9, 2008

choke The Goose up!

drinking Grey Goose (and holding the bottle by the neck of "the Goose")

F#*! It's been a tough day....let's go out and choke The Goose up!!! Whoop!

by aMat13 January 18, 2012