spatulaed

To be scraped off of a surface with force.

The dead possum was spatulaed off the side of the road.

The slime was spatulaed of the floor after sitting there for 2 weeks.

by RaisingtheCurtins September 20, 2021

spatulanking

Spatulanking - spanking with a spatula

Modern girls seem to prefer silicone spatulas for their spatulankings for the sound and feel on their naughty butts versus older metal, wood, and plastic designs.

by Grandpa Matt August 17, 2022

spatulap

When your husband pisses you off while cooking eggs and you just want to slap him with the spatula, but throw it at his face instead

The other morning he pissed me off so bad I just had to spatulap him

by Candipants November 22, 2024

Spatulary

Spatulary

(ant. Corollary)
1. An Amendment conceived aforethought to flip or otherwise subvert a policy recommendation from a people's or other 'lower' assembly; in layman's terms, a monkey-wrench.
2. Any office, committee room, or bunker in which these are conceived.

That new House Infrastructure bill was going great until the Senate slipped that Voter-ID Spatulary under it!

by anonymous December 26, 2024

Spatulary

Spatulary

(ant. Corollary)
1. Any Amendment or Addendum conceived aforethought to flip or otherwise subvert a policy recommendation from a people's or other 'lower' assembly; in layman's terms, a monkey-wrench.
2. Any office, committee room, or bunker in which these are conceived.

That new House Infrastructure bill was going great until the Senate slipped that Voter-ID spatulary under it!

by Zappin' Nap December 26, 2024

spamulator

One who spams in forums or message boards

Bob:what is your favorite band
Jim:OMFG
Bob:Spamulator

by _Dro_ September 23, 2005

spitulation

when a person sprays large amounts of saliva out there mouth when talking.

stop your spitulation, say it don't spray it.

by thejackman1 December 31, 2013