smiling asshole

someone who is so happy if they bent over their asshole would be smiling at you :)

The boss was so happy with his workers jobs that he had a smiling asshole.

by unknown asshole7777 February 7, 2010

smiling behind the wheel

To masturbate while driving

Dave: Yo, where's Lance?

Jason: He got caught smiling behind the wheel. Might be looking at a public indecency charge.

Tetsuo: Dang yo!

by FriendOrFlake October 9, 2014

Solingen

Solingen is among the most boring cities in the wolrd and especially known for its gay scene.

Hence, "Solingen" is regularly refered to characterize a shitty city.

Guy 1: Jo Bro. this city sucks big balls!

Guy 2: Jo Man. Girls are shitty, Guys are gay, even yo mama is more interesting.

Guy 3: This is a real "Solingen"

by Aninconvenienttruth April 22, 2011

Sailing

Sailing is the act of doing oxycontin or oxycodone. Usually this would be done by grinding the pill down to powder and then snorting it.

Hey man you want to go get some sail?
Ohhh man I'm so sailled, I just want to layyyy.
I am sailing the C's so hard man.

by TheSailor March 11, 2010

Smiling Dandy

While already partaking in the act of dipping, one decides to elevate their buzz to a higher level and simultaneously smoke a cigarette.

Connor: Dude, that guy is totally having a smiling dandy right now. I bet he's buzzin like crazy!
John: Yea...he's probably gonna die in two weeks.

by ayedontknow December 1, 2011

smiling at fairies

A term used by a teacher to describe students not paying attention.

" Chris, stop smiling at fairies"

by km97 February 2, 2015

smiling like a horse

Grinning from ear to ear. A smerk like you got away with something. Feverish grin with wide open mouth with or without teeth showing. "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".

Smiling like a horse "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".

by champ of all August 19, 2015