snark attack

1. The act of saying something snarky without warning, thereby stunning the victim into silence.
2. The act of saying something snarky, then walking away before the victim can respond.
3. A cross between a snarky remark and a drive by shooting.

1. My in-law is the queen of snark attacks; she hits without warning then hangs up the phone.
2. Hey, what did I do to deserve the snark attack?

by Sher LeScott January 31, 2010

snargh

a sneeze, a cough, and a fart all at the same time

While being tickled, Jeffrey let out a huge, dynamite snargh causing his girlfriend to pass out.

by Sar-Sar October 2, 2004

Venetian Snares

Sure, it sounds like dumpsters fucking, but it sounds so good!

Venetian Snares really likes pigeons.

by Pussbag McGee November 24, 2020

Madame La Snarque

A blogger whose main way of communicating is to avoid facts by making snide remarks and personal attacks, rather than debating facts.

Carla is Madame La Snarque at BO.

by Lord Beaverbrook December 24, 2009

Snarglepuff

A small troll with oddly cute features

Contessa has a pet snarglepuff named Hilary Clinton

by Heather Havoc April 21, 2009

snarfflegagging

snarflegaggin', snarfflegagging, snarfflegagged

1. the sound that whipped cream makes as it sputters out the last bits of cream.

2. to clumsily drop and break something

"Don't mind me I am just snarfflegagging over here"

"Did you just snarfflegag?"

by lexidextrious May 7, 2009

snarfunkle

to obscond, borrow, or steal. to be influenced by, or talked into something. (negative)

1. I most likely will not go to the party, unless I get snarfunkled into it.

2.She snarfunkled my favorite jacket without me knowing.

by fairy_queen03 March 26, 2010