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Smoved

this word originiated when i was really high once. i need to get a lot of stuff done, but i wanted to do it totally high, so i smoked and got to work.
"dude i have so much to do today, its time to get smoved"
by im awesome February 6, 2005
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smoked sausage fest

Like a sausage fest, except all the guys present are high/stoned. Generally this is a bad time for anyone who shows up later in the evening. Unfortunately the guys originally present will think they are cool no matter what you tell them.
I went to Clyde's the other night, but the party turned out to be a total smoked sausage fest. I stole a bottle of their Vodka while they were bantering like morons, then went and picked up some chicks.
by Bazly January 1, 2010
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Smoked me out

When your husband farts under the covers and it wakes you up.
by Therealdavid June 13, 2018
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smoked out of my salmon

A common term used to describe the experience of being heavily stoned.
"Man I'm fuckin smoked out of my salmon!"
by Jon 85 LK July 4, 2006
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Smoked Out

Having participated in a kerb party which involves a lot of smoking you may find yourself being smoked out. this comes about when you simply cannot smoke anymore fags.
Nat: Kate doe you want another cigarette?
Kate: Nah, im all smoked out!
by KatieNoodle June 9, 2007
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smored

Dude i got so fucking smored last night!

I am smored out of my gord.

It looks like im gettin' smored tonight!
by Allcity October 18, 2009
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to smoke off/ to be smoked off

Blow Job To have ones cock sucked as if it were a cigarette.
Damn that bitch just mother fuckin' smoked me off! That was alright!
by ol, pappy January 25, 2005
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